Dear HP PC Invetor Guy 2

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Dear HP PC Inventor Guy,

I am writing you this letter to let you know of my undying appreciation and admiration for this beautiful piece of metal and wires sitting on my desk.  Sure, others might say that they “heart” Apple and that Vista isn’t worth a darn but to heck with all of them Mr. HP PC Invetor Guy because all that matters is that I love your product.  Not only am I attracted the sleek shiny style but I also swoon over how fast it brings up a website or how quickly my memory eating programs respond now.

My old computer was also an HP and it sure did last for a really long time and that’s because you are the best at what you do.  It only died a  slow and painful death after a virus finally brought it down.  Again, all of the haters out there say that Apple’s don’t get viruses.  But you know what?  They are just jealous because so many people own a PC that other haters want to try and take them down by making viruses to destroy our happiness.  Well a little, well big virus won’t bring me down.  I just got a new, bigger, badder HP and I am back to cuddling up to my pretty little computer.

Your computer is so awesome even my two year old techie obsessed daughter agrees.  Just a few minutes ago she tried to love on the monitor by rubbing the screen with her grubby, snot covered fingers (she has a cold).  That, my friend, says a lot!

Sincerely,

An HP Obessed, Internet Addicted Admirer aka Wendy

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